Archive for June, 2007

(10) Rules How to Treat Your Sassy Girl…

Sunday, June 3rd, 2007

1. Don’t ask her to be feminine…

2. Don’t let her drink (wine) over (3) glasses. She’ll beat someone…

3. At a cafe/bar, don’t drink coke or juice. Drink coffee…

4.If she hits you, act like it hurts. If it hurts, act like it doesn’t…

5. On your 100th day together, give her a rose. She will like it a lot…

6. Make sure you learn fencing and squash…

7. Be prepared to go to prison sometimes…

8. If she says she’ll kill you, don’t take it lightly. You’ll feel better…

9. If her feet hurts, exchange shoes with her…

10. If she likes to write, (novels..etc) encourage her…